Goddamn it.

Scooter Libby is ruining the good Libby name.

Now people associate me with a total a-hole.
I think i can empathize with all the guys out there who's name is Jeffery Dahmer who started going by Jeff.*
it's even worse because my friends and I are all liberal assholes. However, we pretend not to be so its just this unspoken thing that no one ever wants to bring up.
Whenever we'll be watching The Daily Show or C-Span and someone mentions the S.L. Trial, everyone avoids eye contact with me. Its like they are trying not to associate me with it, but they just can't help it. the pity in all their eyes. All the normal names - Jennifer, Amy, Tish... You all suck. Just wait until some Bob Ashley starts causing problems for your name. What if he ... I don't know was on some shitty MTV show and got sent to jail for hitting a girl. ITS JUST NOT THE SAME.



*I don't know if anyone like this actually exists.