Would you rather start every sentence you say with eurkel's catchphrase (did i do that?) Or be siamese twins with Lady Gaga for a year?

In reference to last night's 30 Rock, I would definetly be a Siamese to Gaga. It would be tough, but terminable. "Did I do that" for the rest of my life? I can't commit to anything, especially not a dried-out catchphrase.

I just found out that Frank Rossitano(Judah Friedlander) on the show has a blog. He poses another Would-you-rather that demands careful and deliberate consideration.

Reason #2,450,632,751,841 why I love the interwebz: You take one of my favorite make-believe people and give me a way to stalk their mind.

Would you rather get paid $100 a day, but you could never eat pizza ever again forever? Or have to sleep between the dough and the cheese in a giant 20-foot pizza every night, and eat all the free pizza you want? Keep in mind, the pizza is hot and the dough is your bed, the cheese is your blanket and you have to sleep in the sauce. And you cannot eat the pizza you sleep in - but you can eat any other pizza you want.

I don't think I'd want to eat the pizza I slept in. No judgement if you do, it's really all boils down to a personal preference. My apartment is too small for a 20-foot pizza, I'd have to get a different place... Even though it's a huge sacrifice I'd never eat pizza again. I could find acceptable substitutes if I had $100 a day to spend. That's $36,500 dollars a year earmarked for non-pizza related goods and services.

Frank might be the best (non-Liz Lemon) character on the show. When he turned into Liz last season I took notice.

Frank: Guys, Standards is saying no to the Rubix’s Pube thing. What?
Toofer: You look exactly like Liz.
Frank: What? Shut up. You’ve just never seen my reading glasses before which I have to wear to read your dumb sketches. And I lost my hat after I threw it at a bus that wouldn’t stop for me, even though the guy could see me running.
Lutz: What about the purse and sweater?
Frank: This is a bag for all the scripts I now have to carry and I’m wearing a sweater because the studio’s cold. You know what, I don’t have to explain myself. You dummies have no idea what it’s like to be in charge. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in my office, trying to have it all…
What is happening to me?!?•30 Rock, 4x07 Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001

And after finding his blog my adoration has been confirmed. I can't wait for the day when I read the hat that says

MARRY ME

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