Q: What's not to love about a holiday where you booze, blow things up, bbq, and bathe in SANDY RIVER?

A: Nothing.

The Sandy.

The Suds.

Beach bum.

Toes.

Bonfire time.

Hipster Eiffel Tower.

My best impression of Fairuzka Baulk from The Craft.

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Keepin it real with my 5th of July breakfast