30.8.10

If Superheros were hipsters

19.8.10

Bathroom Grafitti

only in pdx




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17.8.10

Explode into STEGASAURUS!

11.8.10

Old Grey Bush

I wasn't aware the show Entourage was still on until I heard about the recent twitter-storm over the pubes of one of it's stars. Apparently on last night's episode we were treated to a full-frontal from Sasha Grey, who plays Vince's girlfriend. The problem? She HAS A BUSH.
You go look for an uncensored version, you pervs.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with her work, Sasha is considered to be a new kind of porn star. She's mainstream enough to be a recurring character in a HBO show, and is also the youngest ever recipient of the Adult Video News 2008 Female Performer of the Year. She is an XXX star but she also models, acts and collaborates with artists like David Choe and wears circa-2001 Janet Jackson nipple jewelery.
If she really wanted cred shouldn't she be reading Palahnuik?

One of my friends whose trying to break into stripping says that Sasha is her hero. That she is a 'third-wave feminist.' I don't really consider feminism valid any longer, and personally consider Sasha to be a hipper than you porn star. She's not involved in any music projects yet, so I'm reluctant to call her a full-on hipster. 
Let's look at the facts - (1) She has a mound of pubic hair. And it's not vajazzled or a landing strip. (2) She is featured in a campaign for American Apparel. Best way for Dov Charney to sell clothes? Nudity. (3) She wears glasses while large men assail her back door.

Sasha has inspired a lot of reverence from ladies in the know but will she be able to change trends in pube maintenance? I for one would love to give my vajazzler a break.

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10.8.10

How to spend a rainy afternoon

7.8.10

banged up, bruised. i even got some scars


I feel you Nancy.

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4.8.10

Round the Moon

Probably the best video I've seen this year. Song is dece.

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1.8.10

Mr. & Mrs. Homer J. Simpson request the pleasure of your company...


So the day has arrived when 'future' episodes of the Simpsons are supposed to have occurred. Next thing you know it will be 2015 and where's our flying skateboards Marty?

In honor of this auspicious occasion here is a list of my top ten favorite episodes of the Simpsons. All eps are from the 'golden age' (seasons 1-10). I tried not to make obvious picks, you'll notice 'Mr. Plow' and 'King-Size Homer' are absent from the list despite the classic nature of such episodes... So here goes...

10. Treehouse of Horror VII [Season 8 / Episode 1]

9. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy [Season 6 / Episode 10]
"We're through the looking glass here people."

8. Homer Bad Man [Season 6 / Episode 9]
"Gummi DeMilo" 

7. Summer of 4 ft. 2 [Season 7 / Episode 25]

6. Joy of Sect [Season 9 / Episode 13]

5. Bart the Murderer [Season 3 / Episode 4]
Lionel Hutz: "Hi I'm your lawyer. I'll be defending you on the charge of ...(reads paper) Murder One! Even if I lose I'll be famous!"

4. You Only Move Twice [Season 8 / Episode 2]
The best villain ever. Offering a great benefit /vacation package. Episode also includes classic Otto moments.

3. A Fish Called Selma [Season 7 / Episode 19]
If you can not get the tunes from Planet of The Apes the Musical stuck in your head you are a better man than I.

2. The Boy Who Knew Too Much [Season 5 / Episode 20]
The only thing better than Mayor Quimby is possibly his family.

And my favorite all time episode... 
1.One Fish, Two Fish, Blue Fish, Blowfish [Season 2 / Episode 11]
This is everything that I love about Simpsons. Funny and heartfelt while not being saccharine. I couldnt find any clips from the episode but here's Homer's list of things to do in his last 24 hours-

Here's a few bonus clips - from Season 6, episode 2 "Lisa's Rival." Probably the best side storyline ever, Homer and his Sugar.


AND Finally from 'Homer vs. The 18th Amendment'... A line to use whenever making a fancy toast.


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