21.1.12

GIRRRL. You watchin' Downton Abbey Yet?

First Season is on Netflix y'all!
Here's my first vlog concerning some mindless pop-culture stuff. Sorry the camera is shakin I will work on stabilization next time.

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20.11.11

Day 20: Your Indecisions Bugging Me

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8.11.11

Sweet Little Something [production preview]

Most of today was consumed with shooting my latest video project. My lovely assistants and actors worked their butts off catering to my demands. In exchange, I fed them mashed potatoes and leeks. I am such an amazing director.

Add root veggies to your mashed taters, you'll LEEK it a lot.


I won't have the first edit done until some time tomorrow, but I have such great stuff to work with. ai-yiyi-yi-ya, so excited.

A tasty treat from the 'set.' Can you tell which one is storebought?

I'm even gonna throw in a doodle on top of all this craziness!

9 hours of forcing friends to help me with a class project and I managed to find time to sketch an homage to Jessica Fletcher, aka my Grandmother's favorite fictional character. Well, I had to make something for today, although the cake counts too.

off to my editing cave! xxoo

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31.10.11

obligatory halloween post...

[[[[[[[[[This will be a brief, despite the fact it has almost been (eek) 6 months since I have posted on here! I have so much to share, so check back soon]]]]]]]]
In extremely obvious news today is Halloween and here are the reasons why it's my most favoritest holiday.
GOOD GOURD
Photos courtesy of the bee-you-tee-full Cat Carty. Doesn't the top one look like the cover for our bluegrass crossover smash album?

My friend Amber and I shoved some kids out of the way to get in this pic.
My carvings were a bit abstract in theme - I did post-'punk'ins; a Siouxsie Sioux, a Clash London Calling silhouette, and a teeny one wearing a homemade Devo hat. Unfortunately,  I didn't snap a pic of them in time and they collapsed in on themselves (insert reference about post-punk's demise).

But here's a short I shot and edited for my documentary workshop. It's got some nice pumpkin imagery if you're into that type of thing.





I thought I was creative with my carving... image [via].

DRESSING
Last year I wore full makeup and went for a bit intense and scary full makeup look;

Repeating this look on Dia de los Muertos this year.
This year's inspiration:

Such a fun cheap costume - I made the hat from some posterboard, and the beard from a wig purchased at Goodwill.
Four Coors and Seven Beers ago.... [check later back for more pics]

I had a few more ideas if you're still searching for that last-minute inspiration:
  1. Wear a plaid shirt backwards and a cowboy hat: Reverse Cowgirl!
  2. Ramones t-shirt and feather headdress: Punk-ahontas.
  3. Group idea: Dress as sexy Lenin, Marx, Trotsky, Castro... you're a communist party!
  4. Devil Horns, mustache & glasses... Devil in Disguise.
  5. Gratuitious Arrested Development Reference: Kooky clothes and a bracelet that reads MRF. 
TRICKS N TREETS
For the second year I'm attending the 'Dead Rocker's Show' at East End. Although the weekend was a blast, the best spooky times are to be had tonight. The 'surprise' guest is coincidentally the man responsible for the music in the above video...
You'll have to come to East End or watch to figure out who the surprise guest is.

As far as treats go, I am sorely tempted to whip up a diabetic coma in a glass ala Sandra Lee:


thanks for the find KD.



Halloween is the beginning of the end. The Christmas decorations are already up in stores, and the weather is turning. I love this holiday. I don't want it or this amazing year to end. I just want to eat mini-Almond Joys and wear crazy fake eyelashes for a week or two before Thanksgiving break.


xoxo

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18.4.11

Oh Bee-hive!


Oh Beehive! from Elle Beezy on Vimeo.


Do yer hair and listen to Funny-Hunny already!

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15.1.11

And now the dance of my people...



Probably the funniest youtube vid of 2010. Best part? There was no music in real life.

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1.8.10

Mr. & Mrs. Homer J. Simpson request the pleasure of your company...


So the day has arrived when 'future' episodes of the Simpsons are supposed to have occurred. Next thing you know it will be 2015 and where's our flying skateboards Marty?

In honor of this auspicious occasion here is a list of my top ten favorite episodes of the Simpsons. All eps are from the 'golden age' (seasons 1-10). I tried not to make obvious picks, you'll notice 'Mr. Plow' and 'King-Size Homer' are absent from the list despite the classic nature of such episodes... So here goes...

10. Treehouse of Horror VII [Season 8 / Episode 1]

9. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy [Season 6 / Episode 10]
"We're through the looking glass here people."

8. Homer Bad Man [Season 6 / Episode 9]
"Gummi DeMilo" 

7. Summer of 4 ft. 2 [Season 7 / Episode 25]

6. Joy of Sect [Season 9 / Episode 13]

5. Bart the Murderer [Season 3 / Episode 4]
Lionel Hutz: "Hi I'm your lawyer. I'll be defending you on the charge of ...(reads paper) Murder One! Even if I lose I'll be famous!"

4. You Only Move Twice [Season 8 / Episode 2]
The best villain ever. Offering a great benefit /vacation package. Episode also includes classic Otto moments.

3. A Fish Called Selma [Season 7 / Episode 19]
If you can not get the tunes from Planet of The Apes the Musical stuck in your head you are a better man than I.

2. The Boy Who Knew Too Much [Season 5 / Episode 20]
The only thing better than Mayor Quimby is possibly his family.

And my favorite all time episode... 
1.One Fish, Two Fish, Blue Fish, Blowfish [Season 2 / Episode 11]
This is everything that I love about Simpsons. Funny and heartfelt while not being saccharine. I couldnt find any clips from the episode but here's Homer's list of things to do in his last 24 hours-

Here's a few bonus clips - from Season 6, episode 2 "Lisa's Rival." Probably the best side storyline ever, Homer and his Sugar.


AND Finally from 'Homer vs. The 18th Amendment'... A line to use whenever making a fancy toast.


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