Wishboner

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Craigslist Missed Connections

Is it just Portland Craigslist or is every city this creepy and weird? Is it the lead-up to the holidays that makes people desperately reach out to the randoms they've recently met?

Exhibit A - The creepy faux "I saw you, or let me congratulate you for being hot."

Using my powers of deduction, I have deduced that this is probably the same creepy guy. Who works out at my gym btw.

“Whew I tell ya, I’ve never met a woman who’s been able to adequately massage me like you did last night.”

“I know this is a long shot but… I was the bald guy with the goatee, who bought you a bull ride.”

2 Hipsters and a bong

via the duty

 

Taste the Rainbow

 

Drink them all in one night? Is that a challenge?

Chalkboard art

By the roomie and I

Craigslist CE

I posted this HILARIOUS casual encounter to my facebook, but I forgot to add the following disclaimer-
*I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A CASUAL ENCOUNTER. I AM LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO MOCK*